So glad I have my little girl in this house full of boys. (Taken with instagram)

So glad I have my little girl in this house full of boys. (Taken with instagram)

Breakfast for dinner date! (Taken with instagram)

Breakfast for dinner date! (Taken with instagram)

Secret Life in super jumbo vision.  (Taken with instagram)

Secret Life in super jumbo vision. (Taken with instagram)

Easter baby! (Taken with instagram)

Easter baby! (Taken with instagram)

Cuddly little miss <3  (Taken with instagram)

Cuddly little miss <3 (Taken with instagram)

And my tongue ring and cute makeup and my long dark hair WHAT WAS I THINKING.

I’m glad you don’t have any scheduled days off and I hope you get hit by a bus, Regina George style.

I’m gonna go eat some cereal, even though I don’t have any soy milk, and I hope they call your stupid ass in when my body rejects all the lactose I ingest.