So glad I have my little girl in this house full of boys. (Taken with instagram)


I’m sorry, sir, but you are sorely mistaken.
And my tongue ring and cute makeup and my long dark hair WHAT WAS I THINKING.
I’m glad you don’t have any scheduled days off and I hope you get hit by a bus, Regina George style.
I’m gonna go eat some cereal, even though I don’t have any soy milk, and I hope they call your stupid ass in when my body rejects all the lactose I ingest.